20 November 2010

If I Had Rapunzel's Hair

Walt Disney Pictures presents RAPUNZEL: A TANGLED TALE, an action-packed, swashbuckling, animated musical comedy about the girl behind 70 feet of magical, golden hair. A princess stolen from her parents’ castle as a baby, Rapunzel (voice of MANDY MOORE) is locked in a hidden tower longing for adventure. Now an imaginative and determined teenager, she takes off on a hilarious, hair-raising escapade with the help of a dashing bandit (voice of ZACHARY LEVI). With the secret of her royal heritage hanging in the balance and her captor in pursuit, Rapunzel and her cohort find adventure, heart, humor, and hair… lots of hair.

So what would you do if you
had 70 feet of magical golden hair?

1. Slap ignorant bastards.
You know what I hate the most when enjoying a good movie? It's when people who won't switch their phone to silent mode! Phone ringing always ruins the atmosphere or even your mood, especially when the gan jeong(exciting) part(take horror movie for example) is coming, then suddenly "eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh/stop telephonin' me" rings, so annoying right!? In the end, everyone in the cinema didn't get a chance to scared by the ghost and go chehh or even swearing seafood(which makes the cinema noisier).
So if a person's phone rings, I'll surely will slap him/her with my long long golden hair.

2. Share the happiness with kids.
How to share? Easy! Just let kids play skipping rope with my long golden hair, they might even believe my hair is made of ropes, so that they won't have to spend money on those ropes which are quite crappy these days. Don't you just love to see smiley faces on them? :)

3. Style My Hair!
It's pimp my hair time!
Since my hair is thick already, having 70 feet long hair means I can style my hair creatively!
Such as:

my favorite japanese hair bun!
mickey mouse is ♥
pineapple hair!

Nagi Noda's moose hair!
Durian/Statue of Liberty

4. Keep myself warm.
My body can't bear the cold temperature and must be covered by blanket in the night. But my blanket always slips off my body most of the time, which will cause me to have running nose the next morning. With my uber long hair, I'll wrap myself up like a silkworm to keep myself warm. So it's bye bye to running nose!

5. I can haz moustache!
Yes! I can tie my hair around me face!
And I'll talk the italian way~

6. Naked Run
For all the years,I still don't like to wear undergarments. I don't wear them when I'm in the house. But if I'm allowed, I like to run naked covered with my long golden hair.
Ahh~~ The freedom!

So this is is my best hair, nothing special about it. lol

i know it's late to post this up, but i would like to give it a try.
since i didn't update my blog much these days.

1 comment:

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