14 March 2009

Single Virus

You know what's the consequences of being single for ages?

You want a partner
Yes, I heart Andy Samberg.
Whenever I see him, I jizz in my pants.
Hmm... Maybe I'm gonna get his dick in a box for Christmas?

You feel like kissing someone And yet, this morning I make out with a pillow. wtf...

2 comments:

Thank you for commenting, now I shall grant you 3 wishes. XD