31 March 2009

Opposite Thinking?

Banana
Girl thinks banana.
Boy thinks a dick(and girls sucking/eating it).

Going to Bed
Girl thinks sleeping.
Boy thinks sex time.
*it's peanutbutter jelly time!*

When Your Lover Checking Out The Opposite Sex
Girl thinks she's not hot enough for her own lover(and slaps him).
Boy thinks 'what? i'm not muscular enough? or is it....' *zips down his own pants and checks*

Guys wear skirt
Girl thinks that's a new fashion trend for them.
Boy thinks that's real gay.

Shopping Malls
Girl thinks 'HEAVEN'
Boy thinks 'DISASTER FOR ME & MY WALLET'

Porn
Girl thinks it's disgusting.
Boy thinks it's awesome.

Kids
Girl thinks they're adorable & cute, bring happiness to the world.
Boy thinks they're brats & munchkins, bring headache to guys.

Marriage
Girl thinks it's an evidence to a long-lasting love.
Boy thinks it's the fastest way to get a long-lasting & legal sex.

Somewhat true, somewhat false. :P

3 comments:

  1. Interesting post!
    Maybe,these are almost true all over the world :)

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  2. male and female are born to be absolutely different! this makes the world...

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  3. Real guys born to be hamsap. xD

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