Behold! My driving license card
Guys told me that driving lessons are really sap sap sui!
Well, maybe it's my problem la, coz I'm a slow learner.
Learning the Bahagian II(go up the slopes and stop at the yellow line without reversing, parking without kissing the poles, enter a box and U-turn your way out from the box) is really a difficult task. It took me almost 2 weeks to memorize the steps, master the skills and do it perfectly well.
*you can't fail at the slopes there, or else you can't proceed to the next task, which means you failed!
During the 2 weeks, sometimes I did well sometimes I failed to do so. And you know most of the uncles are quite old fellas and they can lose their temper anytime. And there were a few times, I was really sleepy or didn't have the mood to learn so I simply just do the driving.
After making a lot of huge mistakes on the road, uncle cannot tahan me liao. When I parked my car back at the driving institute, he lectured me right in front of everybody(sitting on the benches, waiting for their turns to take the driving test). He was yelling, scolding & shouting. The car windows were still opening so I bet the people can hear him.
The worst thing is I saw some of them pointing at me and giggling. At that moment, I felt really humiliated.
But hell no I'm going to cry or weep, coz that would make me look more like a fool.
*i don't cry that easily!
So the following days I had to wake up and smell the coffee.
And here I am, showing you my license card. ^^
Seriously, I hate my primary school days.
Especially going to the tuition class.
I was obese and hideous. Yeah me... fucking fat like a ball, arms & thighs larger than my dad's, 3 layers of flab, heavy as a hippo(>60kg) and a bad hairstyle(shorter than the boy's).
*sorry, no evidence for you guys to watch coz i burned those photos
Therefore, I was always picked and humiliated by the so-called fucking glamorous people from SJK(C) Pei Hua's M and K class(the class where motherfuckers have best results and worst attitudes). To join those classes, you have to be pretty-looking, special(teacher's children), bitchy, mean, smart and rich.
During those days I don't know how to defend myself, therefore I get bullied easily and they kept calling me names that I dislike.
I still remember this incident.... A, B & C were playing hide-and-seek and A was hiding behind a motorbike which was behind me, B and C needed to seek A.
B and C have no idea where A was, and I told them A's hideout. A got mad, and came out and slapped me. B and C joined the slapping too.
As said, everybody has their limit to endure something but not for long.
I had enough of them, and I cried to my mother that I wanna quit the tuition. I even told her about that incident. So the next day, she went to complain to the teacher.
Damn, can't believe mom still let me attend this shit after that incident. Before class starts, the teacher asked who slapped me. Of course la, those bitches won't admit it. So, the teacher said, "Crazy wan! You see, nobody slaps you la. Don't make up stories like that again, ok?"
What can I do? Point out those bitches who slapped me and then get bullied again by them after tuition? Haizzz....
From that day onwards, I swear to god that I must lose weight! I tried different methods, from digging my throat to starving myself.
Fucking stupid, right?
Well, thanks to my form 1 KH teacher. She taught me the food pyramid and how to eat well, excercise well.