31 March 2009

Opposite Thinking?

Banana
Girl thinks banana.
Boy thinks a dick(and girls sucking/eating it).

Going to Bed
Girl thinks sleeping.
Boy thinks sex time.
*it's peanutbutter jelly time!*

When Your Lover Checking Out The Opposite Sex
Girl thinks she's not hot enough for her own lover(and slaps him).
Boy thinks 'what? i'm not muscular enough? or is it....' *zips down his own pants and checks*

Guys wear skirt
Girl thinks that's a new fashion trend for them.
Boy thinks that's real gay.

Shopping Malls
Girl thinks 'HEAVEN'
Boy thinks 'DISASTER FOR ME & MY WALLET'

Porn
Girl thinks it's disgusting.
Boy thinks it's awesome.

Kids
Girl thinks they're adorable & cute, bring happiness to the world.
Boy thinks they're brats & munchkins, bring headache to guys.

Marriage
Girl thinks it's an evidence to a long-lasting love.
Boy thinks it's the fastest way to get a long-lasting & legal sex.

Somewhat true, somewhat false. :P
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30 March 2009

Up To Ya!

Which do you prefer?

Way Back Into Love



or

Young Love


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29 March 2009

What Did I Do At Earth Hour

I slept like a dead fish.


Actually, I was deciding to take a nap at about 5pm, but who knows I was so frustrated and tired and I finally fell asleep til midnight.
So I turned off my lights not only 1 hour but ? hours!(you do the maths)

Yeah me! (lol, how bimbotic of me! XD)

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28 March 2009

Fable 3

After crashing the party, the prince(Elvis+Austin Powers) and Cinderella decide to take a break. They went out to the garden. As their eyes lock to each other, the prince makes his first move- the kiss.

'Dong dong dong...' the clock strikes 12.

Cinderella has forgotten that she must rush back to her cottage before midnight. She runs away. The prince calls a bunch of michelin to stop her.

She trips!

WTF? Sleeping Beauty???
I thought she is Cinderella?!
Oh well....


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26 March 2009

Right Now Nokia Tag Game

Erm... I don't play tag games that much and this is the 1st time I'm playing it...
I'm lazy to tag people...

So if you're interested in this tagging game, just play it!


The basic premise is this – answers should all be “at the current moment.”

Let's do this!



1. Where is your cellphone
- on the table

2.Your hair
- medium-length & black

3. Your father

- office, mamak stall or bank... i don't know


4. Your favorite thing
- waiting replies


5. Your dream last night

- none

6.Your favorite drink

- milk


7. Your dream goal

- fame and fortune, baby!


8. The room you are in

- my mom's office room


9. Your fear

- failing


10. Where do you want to be in 6 years
- out of Malaysia la


11. Muffins
- banana-na-na-na-na-a-a-a~~~~


12. One of your wish list items

- Mini Cooper
(yeah, rightttt... in your dreams baby!)

13.
Where you grew up
- N.S., Malaysia

14. The last thing you did

- fart & giggle


15. What are you wearing

- white blouse, skinny jeans
(not mine!) & sneakers

16. Your TV
- i'm at the office lah


17. Your pet

- 8 dogs. Seldom name them coz my sis always end up calling them 'doggie' this, 'doggie' that. 1 cat- Fei Zai
(fatty).

18. Your computer

- acer


19. Your life

- meh, quite nice~


20. Your mood

- HAPPY! HIAK HIAK HIAK~


21. Missing someone

- No


22. Your car

- is gonna be a Kelisa!


23. Favorite mall

- I don't shop that much


24. Your summer
- Everyday is summer here, I wanna go to a nice beach. Go scuba diving, surfing....


25. Your favorite color
- Black, red & white


26. When was the last time you laughed

- Just now, on the way back from the driving center.

27. When was the last time you cried

- Last year, my grandma passed away in the hospital.


28. Last person who emailed you

- Machuchuki from KL XD


29. Your favorite food
- pastries, yum!


30. A place you would rather be right now
- My high school... I wanna meet my friends :(
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24 March 2009

Reward

Thanks to

Uber (synonym to Super) Amazing Blog Award is a blog award given to sites who:

*inspires you

*makes you smile and laugh

*or maybe gives amazing information

*a great read~ has an amazing design

*and any other reasons you can think of that makes them uber amazing!


The rules of this award are:

* Copy the badge and put the logo on your blog sidebar or post.

* Nominate at least 5 blogs (can be more) that for you are Uber Amazing!

* Let them know that they have received this Uber Amazing award by commenting on their blog.

* Share the love and link to this this post and to the person you received your award from.

* Come back and comment here so that your link could be added to the master list of awardees.


I'm giving this award to Haan, CharlesKey, The Sculptor, BreadPitt, chingwuen, CopyKate, Ahmike, DaDevil & Kai and BaoBei.

Don't cry ah.

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A Note To Myself

Thursday is your big day!
Drive slowly, remember what uncle told you and most of all, DON'T PANIC.
Panic will only lead you to failure.
And DON'T BRIBE!

Cross your own fingers, pray that your driving inspector is a man, not a lady.

8:30am!
Don't be late!
You need to practice again when you've arrived there.


Dad doesn't want you to go to the college you desired.
But it's still your choice.
Listen to your heart once a while, aye?
(of course la, use a bit of brain-thinking too...)

But your choices are Dasein, TOA & PJCAD.
Nothing in this world is perfect, each have their own good and bad.
So make a wise choice for your future.

Remember, your dad wants you to be out of this country, so that you could see the world.
I bet so do others too. :P
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23 March 2009

Fables 2

Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest. She needs to deliver something to her grandma who is an alcoholic(is she?).

Suddenly, a big bad gray wolf appears in front of Little Red Riding Hood.

Little Red Riding Hood shows a huge smile on her face and points out a Desert Eagle.

Yeah, the big bad wolf gets pwned. :)

And he dies.
R.I.P.
Little Red Riding Hood left some daisies for him too. How sweet of her!

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20 March 2009

Updates AGAIN

peanut~

Ya lah, I know you guys aren't interested.
So don't read this post la.


(Don't say I didn't warn you!)



Here's a photo of a monkey brain.
just joking la

TO JAPANESEKEANE
this is the mua chi(peanut-flavored)

(there is black sesame flavored too :D)



Tomorrow will be my driving trial test.
If I don't pass this freaking test, my formal driving test will be delayed and I need to redo this freaking trial test and uncle will probably be pissed off because my parking skills SUCK!!!
(i've been lectured a lot of times, but still....)
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15 March 2009

Yo cenamos en el Chile del hoy!

Google translation for the title: I dined at Chili's today!

Yep! I went to KLCC today. My parents, bro and sis went for the education fair and some kind of talk. Me and Tutu(my younger sis) planned to go to the PetroSains but too crowded there.
So, both of us went to the Art Exhibition and then explore each floors.


I almost own a pair of Vincci sandals(real cheap, man!) but too bad... NO BIGGER SIZE.
I also almost own a few cool tees
(America skaters brand, dunno what's the name) at Isetan, but TIME IS UP.

Fuck...

Luckily, I'm happy that I FINALLY get a chance to have Chili's for lunch.

My apple juice.
(Drinks are refillable)


Dad's
+
Tutu's
+

+

=

Tortilla



Bro's
Chicken Club Tacos

Sis's
Dory Fish with Rice
(actually that's not the real name, i dunno...)

MineLamb Shoulder
(that mash potato is the best!)

Mom'sFajita Quesadillas

(you really gotta try this!)

Dessert
Molten Chocolate Cake
(ohh~~~ sweet caramel with chocolate sauce! XP)

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14 March 2009

Single Virus

You know what's the consequences of being single for ages?

You want a partner
Yes, I heart Andy Samberg.
Whenever I see him, I jizz in my pants.
Hmm... Maybe I'm gonna get his dick in a box for Christmas?

You feel like kissing someone And yet, this morning I make out with a pillow. wtf...

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13 March 2009

Cameron Day 2

Breakfast at Indian Food Stall:




Went to the Strawberry Farm.



Came across a lady and her sons climbing up the hills to harvest the crops. Very geng!
Can't stand those who drive their cars up the slopes. Can't you guys park your cars below there and walk a bit? You're making a huge traffic jam(it's alright if you have senior citizens in your car).
Idiots!


Red and green vegs.


The scarecrows. LOL

Went up there just to try the sweetness:







While walking down, we spotted a stall which they sell fried ice-cream and other food. We decided to try the fried ice-cream but after that our mouth out of control and here comes the gluttony.





Then I recommend the others to try Strawberry Moment.


P/S this is my 3rd time to here, tee hee~ :P

Our lunch- Bak Gut Teh.
I don't think I can fill my stomach after all those pastries.



Dinner at a Nyonya Restaurant


Nice night view on the way back to the apartment


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